Top Three Moments of Oscar Night at our Apartment

#3: Cissy Prints Out Last Year's Oscar Ballot

Cissy had the great idea of printing out the Official Oscar Ballot for us to fill out before the ceremony began. After 30 minutes of fussing with the Ole Dusty Printer (last used to print out Fandango tickets for The Nanny Diaries), the ballot competition began. And then it ended, immediately after we realized that Michael Clayton and No Country for Old Men were on the Best Picture list. So, we opted for the shout-out-your-vote-right-before-winner-is-announced method of competition.

#2: The Worst First and Middle Name Combo Ever

[British Accent] "You know, you don't have to put my middle name up there, really, it just seems a bit formal, don't you think? I'm happy with just Scott Kennedy, please. Please, I'm begging you."


DRUM ROLL, PLEASE:

#1: Premiere Ad for Jamie Foxx's Newest Movie: "The Great White Booty Call: Wanda Lives"

The Soloist. Are you serious???